School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays
Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage
Tears: A hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the Students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he gets the biggest piece
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Father: A banker provided by nature
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you by bills
Classics: Books, which people praise, but do not read
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Yawn: The only time some married man ever get to open their mouth
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know mroe than you actually do
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes
Atomic Bomb: An invention to end all inventions
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